i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
