She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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