This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You are a genius and a whore.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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