I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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