So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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