69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
home. puking in laundry basket.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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