I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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