i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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