Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can I color on your dick again?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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