I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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