I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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