what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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