i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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