My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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