i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I need to stop coming to work sober
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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