stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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