id be glad to
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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