I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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