every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
either way he was missing a nipple.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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