im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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