Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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