UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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