we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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