let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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