Sponge bath it is.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
