so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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