i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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