Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Randomize
