at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
They are going to name an STD after you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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