we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You ate ashes out of my bong
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
