We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
