Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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