Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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