Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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