i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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