do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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