the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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