i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i came on her dog
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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