once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
