So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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