Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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