he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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