I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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