do herpes really smell.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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