i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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