Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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