You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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