Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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