so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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