Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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