Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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