And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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