S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
