Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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