brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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