i just made my gag reflex go away.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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