chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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