office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
