Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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