i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this will be a night to untag.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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