You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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